Trump Tower Damascus: Peace, Gains, and Poolside CeasefiresBy Staff Satirist | SpinTaxi Magazine | Verified by a Camouflaged Sommelier and Four Retired UN ObserversDAMASCUS- If peace ended up a penthouse, it will feature a gold-plated bidet and complimentary bunker entry. That's the vision driving Trump Tower Damascus, the newest geopolitical progr